Meet Miranda

The face you make when you realize Sephora now has a dedicated section to CLEAN beauty products

The face you make when you realize Sephora now has a dedicated section to CLEAN beauty products

Hi! I’m Miranda. I like face masks + long walks down those tiny aisles at Sprouts.

I live in Arizona where the air is dry and the humor is even dryer. We have exactly 2 seasons and that is nice summer and move-me-to-Alaska-now summer. However, I do recommend the sunsets.

I will not bore you with the I’m-married-and-am-a-cat-mom details (even though I am both of those things) but I will share with you some weird facts:

  • Yoga pants are the most versatile piece of clothing you can own. Did you just come back from working out or taking a nap? They shall never know.

  • I moonlight as a photographer and I love to journal my thoughts on slow living and the everyday beauty in this world.

  • I rap to Cardi B at the gym. Sometimes out loud. There I said it.

  • All baby animals are cute. Every. Single. One. Even balding infant orangutans who replicate displeased elderly men.

  • True crime podcasts are so thrilling to listen to. Until you’re home alone and you receive a knock at the door and you immediately call your mom.

Now that you know some things about me that only my friends are aware of, let’s start changing our outlook and turn into some clean, green, paraben-fighting machines!